So they have a stairway to Heaven. Do they also have a wheelchair ramp, or do the Cripples get left behind?


I guess that might go along with the "Why doesn’t God heal amputees?" huh?

I became an amputee as a child and I grew up in a town house with 7 sets of stairs, and a bedroom on the top floor. I’m not getting left behind I’ll be the angel rocking the otto bock knee.

24 Responses to “So they have a stairway to Heaven. Do they also have a wheelchair ramp, or do the Cripples get left behind?”

  • Inanimate Girl - Free Thunked says:

    God didn’t heal amputees here. It’s not gonna happen in heaven. You want in? You have to crawl up those stairs.
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  • Nothing is impossible with God says:

    Are you criticizing Led Zeppelin?
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  • mhcville1985 says:

    Good question unfortunately I do not have the answer
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    She eyes me like pisces when I am weak I’ve been locked in your heart shaped box for weeks

  • Hall of Skulls says:

    You have to buy a stairway to Heaven like Led Zeppelin said.
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  • Blue Foots says:

    They will have to climb the bridge of the guitar to get into heaven. :)
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  • kaborka666 says:

    Cripples are that way because they were probably punished by god for committing a sin like, say, masturbating. Therefore, the cripples are going to hell and a wheelchair ramp to Hahaven is not needed. Let the devil provide one to hell if he wants
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  • Mrs. Brady says:

    According to Led Zepplin, just a stairway.
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  • Wise Owl Atheostemes says:

    well the Y!answers spiritual warriors get to ride the elevator!
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  • alex AE says:

    I´ve heard, the Angels are used as a lift/bellhop
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  • Quis ut Deus says:

    You’ll have to carry that guy all the way up. If you refuse…
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  • Old Man fron Scene 24 says:

    Heaven doesn’t take cripples, and they don’t take Mastercard.

    Visa or cash only at the Pearly Gates. Payment must be recieved at least 3 working days before death.

    Vasectomy recipients are also banned according to Deuteronomy 23:1
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  • Kevin S, SFCU says:

    I’m afraid they have no recourse except to wait for the rapture.
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  • Grandma Pat <>< says:

    Won’t need one there.
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  • Macabre says:

    lol when you die you arent a body anymore..you are a spirit with no broken bodies..so you can float or something lol
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  • Dr. Zoom Zoom JLA says:

    Ask Led Zepplin.
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  • Jeancommunicates says:

    No cripples or amputees in heaven. God restores all bodies to be whole and healthy just like Christ’s body.

    OKAY – Whatever limb you are missing, I want you to say to that leg or arm every day these words.

    "__________ be restored whole in Jesus’ name. Body, I command you be made whole and complete with nothing missing in Jesus’ name.
    Praise Your Holy Name, Father for restoring my body"

    Say this everyday, without doubting and with faith believing that your amputated limb will be restored. Keep saying it until you get God’s attention and God will make you whole again.

    Renounce all evil in your life. Read the Word of God everyday. Seek the Lord daily with all your heart and with the above words.

    You have not, because you ask not. One little nothing prayer doesn’t get God’s attention. You are dealing with the Creator of heaven and earth and the only God who can restore your body to being whole again. Quit belly aching and humble yourself instead of whining before the Lord. You might even try the Scripture that says, "I will live and not die and declare the works of the Lord."

    When in God’s presence – don’t mumble. A double minded man does not get God’s attention. Humble yourself before a Mighty God and worship Him. Praise His Holy Name and thank Him everyday after He heals your body.
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  • Sraosha says:

    Heaven is ADA noncompliant? I bet Hell has an awesome wheelchair ramp…and elevators and escalators.
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  • Hit Pig Du Trolle says:

    . the new body pick up is at the base of the stairway to heaven
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  • Shelley says:

    I became an amputee as a child and I grew up in a town house with 7 sets of stairs, and a bedroom on the top floor. I’m not getting left behind I’ll be the angel rocking the otto bock knee.
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  • Cosmodot says:

    I think Japan is building an elevator…
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  • God cares says:

    I like Cosmodot’s answer.
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  • Shuggoth says:

    Leviticus makes it clear that the blemished or differently abled are not welcome to approach the altar. I guess that means they are cursed, likely because of something a forgotten ancestor did seven generations ago.
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  • Hugh W says:

    Exactly, god hates cripples, mentally challenged and war veterans God only has miracles for people who don’t need them and the only way to be saved is to blindly follow some money hungry Evangelist and accept Jesus as your savior.
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    Free your mind from man made Gods!

  • jobees says:

    That only a song.

    It if you believe in Jesus not if you can walk up stairs
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